Tuesday, March 29, 2005

the brilliant idea links. No really!

I think this idea is simply brilliant! Now all someone has to do is create imaginary boyfriends.

"The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back."
" You can soon receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mail, photos, special gifts, even phone messages or online chat from your new Imaginary Girlfriend. We won't tell anyone that it's not real!"

A brilliant idea about what to do with your snail mail junk mail.

"Here's how to take care of all your junk mail in one fell swoop: use the postage-paid envelope that credit card companies send you with their applications to send them the OTHER junk mail you receive."

Random briliant idea from someone on College Humor. I though #2 was very funny.

". Hot cousin swap- We all have at least one hot cousin, but we cannot do anything with them because that is illegal (in most states). So, why not have a hot cousin trade off. Each of your friends brings one of their hot cousins to a party and you play a game that can only be called redneck musical chairs. When the banjo stops, you get whichever of your friend’s cousin happens to be standing in front of you. It’s genius! It’s brilliant! It wasn’t my idea…thanks to Jon Fisher…the biggest pervert in all of America!"

Technical Support Drinking Game

"Clocky". An alarm clock that makes sure you get out of bed.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

all pictures links

I didn't have to do much work for today's links. Dennis and Lex kicked in with some great ones.

Brought to you by Lex: I was truly disturbed by this....

Brought to you by Dennis: "This one should be required in every noc and lab in the country... ;-)"

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

end of the world links

a practical look at destroying the earth. Apparently its fairly difficult.

a dogmatic look at destroying the earth

a funny look at destroying the earth (flash)

Google Image search for "destroy the earth". Gwyneth Paltrow is the first image.

and of course gays will destroy the earth by Dr James Dobson, founder Focus on the Family...

"Dobson said 80 percent of children are born out of wedlock in Norway. Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth, Dobson said." (The Oklahoman, 10-23-03)

Oh, for those interested, Dobson is the same guy who blasted Spongebob Squarepants for promoting homosexuality. Among other cartoon characters.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Fort Irwin Links

Jer on tanks

The Army boys getting hazed. Cold, muddy and floured.

for some reason, no one posted the nudie/sprinkler hazing the night before when the MP's showed up.

Friday, March 11, 2005

the nerd links

Bill sends my a few vids, and next thing you know, we have the nerd links.

Lightning Bolt, Light Bolt, Lightning Bolt!

And then remixed with Bon Jovi

HTML Nerd at a anti-bush protest

The Nerd Coffin

The more I am online, there more convinced the stupid/weird outnumber the average/normal



One whose IQ exceeds his weight.

nerd fight
a fight consisting of two nerds. These fights commonly consists of tuggin on shirts and/or biting or scrating.

These fights are usually started over arguements over star trek or star wars.
LOL! I dared Brian to throw that book at Cassidy and a nerd fight broke out.

Some of these are pretty funny.

Nerd T-Shirts

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Monday, March 07, 2005

gaming links

The sexiest case mod I have ever seen. Could there actually be a market for this type of thing?

This was a really amusing story I thought.
Favorite Article Quote: "Personally, I find anime to be, and I'm picking my words carefully here, gay ass."

Seanbaby's Frag Doll Dream Date

And who are the Frag Dolls?

I'm thinking they were imitating Lu Kang.

Boy from Latvia performs a fatality (Mortal Kombat) move on friend.

Then back in the U.S. we're making the video game makers accountable.
Those unconscionable bastards at Midway Games should be tossed in jail.

And some of you would be pleased to know that AllofMP3.com seems to have beat the criminal lawsuit wrap.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

yes, the links

Of all the people in the world, why pick this guy?

Adware maker gets job with Homeland Security

For some reason, I just think these are cool

Tony Montana Action Figure

Pulp Fiction Action Figures

Even people who immigrate to Texas turn into gun nut crazies. :)

Texas Man Indicted Over Bin Laden Hunt

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

one of the best links ever

This is a long story, but, has to be one of the funniest things yet. My two favorite parts:

"The boys came running out of the bathroom anxious to report back to the rest of the group. “Heather!” one boy cried, “They’ve got a butler in the bathroom and he gave us sweets!”"

"The man pictured about spent over five minutes in the bathroom, brushing his teeth (he brought his own toothbrush and tooth paste). He turned out to be the CFO of Hitachi visiting from Japan."


Microsoft teaches parent to l33t speak
""w00t" or the smiley character \o/: An acronym that means "We Own the Other Team," used to celebrate victory in a video game."

Save Toby!

ridiculing romance novel covers

Would you really want something like this on your kitchen counter?