I think this idea is simply brilliant! Now all someone has to do is create imaginary boyfriends.
"The girls are real. The relationship is not. When your time is up you can break up with her for whatever reason you decide, and she'll write you a final letter begging you to take her back."
" You can soon receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mail, photos, special gifts, even phone messages or online chat from your new Imaginary Girlfriend. We won't tell anyone that it's not real!"
http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/
A brilliant idea about what to do with your snail mail junk mail.
"Here's how to take care of all your junk mail in one fell swoop: use the postage-paid envelope that credit card companies send you with their applications to send them the OTHER junk mail you receive."
http://maddox.xmission.com/junk_the_junk.html
Random briliant idea from someone on College Humor. I though #2 was very funny.
". Hot cousin swap- We all have at least one hot cousin, but we cannot do anything with them because that is illegal (in most states). So, why not have a hot cousin trade off. Each of your friends brings one of their hot cousins to a party and you play a game that can only be called redneck musical chairs. When the banjo stops, you get whichever of your friend’s cousin happens to be standing in front of you. It’s genius! It’s brilliant! It wasn’t my idea…thanks to Jon Fisher…the biggest pervert in all of America!"
http://www.collegehumor.com/?column=streeter&issue=vol_1,_iss.20
Technical Support Drinking Game
http://www.dshadow.com/misc/techsupportdrinkinggame.phtml
"Clocky". An alarm clock that makes sure you get out of bed.
http://bicillin.media.mit.edu/clocky/
Venture capitalist (Grossman Ventures https://grossman.vc), Internet protector and industry creator. Founded WhiteHat Security & Bit Discovery. BJJ Black Belt.
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
all pictures links
I didn't have to do much work for today's links. Dennis and Lex kicked in with some great ones.
Brought to you by Lex: I was truly disturbed by this....
http://www.lexshouse.com/
Brought to you by Dennis: "This one should be required in every noc and lab in the country... ;-)"
http://thrasher7.com/img/full/how_make_crossovercable.jpg
Brought to you by Lex: I was truly disturbed by this....
http://www.lexshouse.com/
Brought to you by Dennis: "This one should be required in every noc and lab in the country... ;-)"
http://thrasher7.com/img/full/how_make_crossovercable.jpg
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
end of the world links
a practical look at destroying the earth. Apparently its fairly difficult.
http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html
a dogmatic look at destroying the earth
http://www.sabbatarian.com/TableContent/WorldDestroyed.html
a funny look at destroying the earth (flash)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html
Google Image search for "destroy the earth". Gwyneth Paltrow is the first image.
http://images.google.com/images?q=destroy%20the%20earth&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&sa=N&tab=wi
and of course gays will destroy the earth by Dr James Dobson, founder Focus on the Family...
"Dobson said 80 percent of children are born out of wedlock in Norway. Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth, Dobson said." (The Oklahoman, 10-23-03)
http://www.independent-media.tv/itemprint.cfm?fmedia_id=9988&fcategory_desc=Election%202004
Oh, for those interested, Dobson is the same guy who blasted Spongebob Squarepants for promoting homosexuality. Among other cartoon characters.
http://andymatic.com/2005/01/26/gay-bashing/
http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html
a dogmatic look at destroying the earth
http://www.sabbatarian.com/TableContent/WorldDestroyed.html
a funny look at destroying the earth (flash)
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html
Google Image search for "destroy the earth". Gwyneth Paltrow is the first image.
http://images.google.com/images?q=destroy%20the%20earth&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&sa=N&tab=wi
and of course gays will destroy the earth by Dr James Dobson, founder Focus on the Family...
"Dobson said 80 percent of children are born out of wedlock in Norway. Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth, Dobson said." (The Oklahoman, 10-23-03)
http://www.independent-media.tv/itemprint.cfm?fmedia_id=9988&fcategory_desc=Election%202004
Oh, for those interested, Dobson is the same guy who blasted Spongebob Squarepants for promoting homosexuality. Among other cartoon characters.
http://andymatic.com/2005/01/26/gay-bashing/
Monday, March 14, 2005
Fort Irwin Links
Jer on tanks
The Army boys getting hazed. Cold, muddy and floured.
for some reason, no one posted the nudie/sprinkler hazing the night before when the MP's showed up.
The Army boys getting hazed. Cold, muddy and floured.
for some reason, no one posted the nudie/sprinkler hazing the night before when the MP's showed up.
Friday, March 11, 2005
the nerd links
Bill sends my a few vids, and next thing you know, we have the nerd links.
Lightning Bolt, Light Bolt, Lightning Bolt!
http://xnguyen.com/Misc/RPG_Nerds.mpeg
And then remixed with Bon Jovi
http://www.sportlounge.net/ltoh/MegaDorks.wmv
HTML Nerd at a anti-bush protest
http://haacked.com/images/protest.jpg
The Nerd Coffin
http://www.unleadedjokes.com/php/images/Comp001.jpg
The more I am online, there more convinced the stupid/weird outnumber the average/normal
RENT-A-NERD, INC.
http://www.rent-a-nerd.com
Definitions:
Nerd
One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nerd
nerd fight
a fight consisting of two nerds. These fights commonly consists of tuggin on shirts and/or biting or scrating.
These fights are usually started over arguements over star trek or star wars.
LOL! I dared Brian to throw that book at Cassidy and a nerd fight broke out.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nerd+fight
Some of these are pretty funny.
Nerd T-Shirts
http://www.cafepress.com/idioteex/463251
Lightning Bolt, Light Bolt, Lightning Bolt!
http://xnguyen.com/Misc/RPG_Nerds.mpeg
And then remixed with Bon Jovi
http://www.sportlounge.net/ltoh/MegaDorks.wmv
HTML Nerd at a anti-bush protest
http://haacked.com/images/protest.jpg
The Nerd Coffin
http://www.unleadedjokes.com/php/images/Comp001.jpg
The more I am online, there more convinced the stupid/weird outnumber the average/normal
RENT-A-NERD, INC.
http://www.rent-a-nerd.com
Definitions:
Nerd
One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nerd
nerd fight
a fight consisting of two nerds. These fights commonly consists of tuggin on shirts and/or biting or scrating.
These fights are usually started over arguements over star trek or star wars.
LOL! I dared Brian to throw that book at Cassidy and a nerd fight broke out.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nerd+fight
Some of these are pretty funny.
Nerd T-Shirts
http://www.cafepress.com/idioteex/463251
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
weird machine links
The Fruit machine. For those without Gaydar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Machine
Bar Monkey
http://www3.hmc.edu/~bgreer/barmonkey/pictures/
Legnatile the wooden laptop
http://zaverio.net/laptop/index-en.php
Homebrew 3D scanner
http://www.chromecow.com/MadScience/3DScanner/3DScan.
Korean washing machine
http://anxiousdog.blogs.com/photos/strange_korean_things/washing_machine.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Machine
Bar Monkey
http://www3.hmc.edu/~bgreer/barmonkey/pictures/
Legnatile the wooden laptop
http://zaverio.net/laptop/index-en.php
Homebrew 3D scanner
http://www.chromecow.com/MadScience/3DScanner/3DScan.
Korean washing machine
http://anxiousdog.blogs.com/photos/strange_korean_things/washing_machine.html
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
the ice links
Ok, this is just amazing and I hadn't even heard of this before. Something I must go and check out.
http://www.rtoddking.com/chinawin2005_hb_if.htm
And of course Canada has a fully function ice hotel
http://www.icehotel-canada.com/en/images/photos/index.en.php
Worthy of a farside comic
http://www.funnypart.com/funny_pictures/watch_for_ice.shtml
Funny
http://www.funfry.com/data/689/2Funny-Ice-Skating-Blooper-Video-FunFry_com.avi
and more funny
http://www.holylemon.com/IceScraperAd.html
http://www.rtoddking.com/chinawin2005_hb_if.htm
And of course Canada has a fully function ice hotel
http://www.icehotel-canada.com/en/images/photos/index.en.php
Worthy of a farside comic
http://www.funnypart.com/funny_pictures/watch_for_ice.shtml
Funny
http://www.funfry.com/data/689/2Funny-Ice-Skating-Blooper-Video-FunFry_com.avi
and more funny
http://www.holylemon.com/IceScraperAd.html
Monday, March 07, 2005
gaming links
The sexiest case mod I have ever seen. Could there actually be a market for this type of thing?
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/ern005pc/
This was a really amusing story I thought.
Favorite Article Quote: "Personally, I find anime to be, and I'm picking my words carefully here, gay ass."
Seanbaby's Frag Doll Dream Date
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3136154&did=1
And who are the Frag Dolls?
http://www.fragdolls.com/
I'm thinking they were imitating Lu Kang.
Boy from Latvia performs a fatality (Mortal Kombat) move on friend.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1263268,001800080000.htm
Then back in the U.S. we're making the video game makers accountable.
Those unconscionable bastards at Midway Games should be tossed in jail.
http://komonews.com/stories/35494.htm
And some of you would be pleased to know that AllofMP3.com seems to have beat the criminal lawsuit wrap.
http://moskalyuk.com/blog/allofmp3com-escapes-criminal-lawsuit-for-now/475
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/ern005pc/
This was a really amusing story I thought.
Favorite Article Quote: "Personally, I find anime to be, and I'm picking my words carefully here, gay ass."
Seanbaby's Frag Doll Dream Date
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3136154&did=1
And who are the Frag Dolls?
http://www.fragdolls.com/
I'm thinking they were imitating Lu Kang.
Boy from Latvia performs a fatality (Mortal Kombat) move on friend.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1263268,001800080000.htm
Then back in the U.S. we're making the video game makers accountable.
Those unconscionable bastards at Midway Games should be tossed in jail.
http://komonews.com/stories/35494.htm
And some of you would be pleased to know that AllofMP3.com seems to have beat the criminal lawsuit wrap.
http://moskalyuk.com/blog/allofmp3com-escapes-criminal-lawsuit-for-now/475
Thursday, March 03, 2005
yes, the links
Of all the people in the world, why pick this guy?
Adware maker gets job with Homeland Security
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=21441
For some reason, I just think these are cool
Tony Montana Action Figure
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=search&item=34031&type=store
Pulp Fiction Action Figures
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/toybox/91.html
Even people who immigrate to Texas turn into gun nut crazies. :)
Texas Man Indicted Over Bin Laden Hunt
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/03/02/national/a083147S60.DTL
Adware maker gets job with Homeland Security
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=21441
For some reason, I just think these are cool
Tony Montana Action Figure
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=search&item=34031&type=store
Pulp Fiction Action Figures
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/toybox/91.html
Even people who immigrate to Texas turn into gun nut crazies. :)
Texas Man Indicted Over Bin Laden Hunt
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/03/02/national/a083147S60.DTL
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
one of the best links ever
This is a long story, but, has to be one of the funniest things yet. My two favorite parts:
"The boys came running out of the bathroom anxious to report back to the rest of the group. “Heather!” one boy cried, “They’ve got a butler in the bathroom and he gave us sweets!”"
"The man pictured about spent over five minutes in the bathroom, brushing his teeth (he brought his own toothbrush and tooth paste). He turned out to be the CFO of Hitachi visiting from Japan."
http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=46
Microsoft teaches parent to l33t speak
""w00t" or the smiley character \o/: An acronym that means "We Own the Other Team," used to celebrate victory in a video game."
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
Save Toby!
http://savetoby.com/
ridiculing romance novel covers
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/
Would you really want something like this on your kitchen counter?
http://www.viceversa.com/Dynamic/Products,intCategoryID,34,intItemID,1447.html
"The boys came running out of the bathroom anxious to report back to the rest of the group. “Heather!” one boy cried, “They’ve got a butler in the bathroom and he gave us sweets!”"
"The man pictured about spent over five minutes in the bathroom, brushing his teeth (he brought his own toothbrush and tooth paste). He turned out to be the CFO of Hitachi visiting from Japan."
http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=46
Microsoft teaches parent to l33t speak
""w00t" or the smiley character \o/: An acronym that means "We Own the Other Team," used to celebrate victory in a video game."
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
Save Toby!
http://savetoby.com/
ridiculing romance novel covers
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/
Would you really want something like this on your kitchen counter?
http://www.viceversa.com/Dynamic/Products,intCategoryID,34,intItemID,1447.html
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