This is a long story, but, has to be one of the funniest things yet. My two favorite parts:
"The boys came running out of the bathroom anxious to report back to the rest of the group. “Heather!” one boy cried, “They’ve got a butler in the bathroom and he gave us sweets!”"
"The man pictured about spent over five minutes in the bathroom, brushing his teeth (he brought his own toothbrush and tooth paste). He turned out to be the CFO of Hitachi visiting from Japan."
Microsoft teaches parent to l33t speak
""w00t" or the smiley character \o/: An acronym that means "We Own the Other Team," used to celebrate victory in a video game."
ridiculing romance novel covers
Would you really want something like this on your kitchen counter?