the week after jayce links

Thank you Dennis. HAHAHA. Nuff said.

PENIS CLOSES ROAD
"The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe."
http://doiop.com/terrorism_penis



This is actually pretty cool

Vader reads your mind
http://sithsense.com/flash.htm



Lock up your ice cream

Pint Lock
http://store.benjerry.com/pintlock.html



From Dennis: WOOT made the list

What's Your Favorite Word (That's Not in the Dictionary)?
http://www.m-w.com/info/favorite.htm



Pot Suckers
Hemp flavored candy
http://doiop.com/hemp_lollipops


Tickle her with a feather. Hours of fun filled entertainment
http://doiop.com/girl_and_feather

some new links

Some very choice quotes

John Bolton, proposed US ambassador to the U.N., speaks about the organization
http://doiop.com/bolton_un


I don't know exactly why this is interesting. But it is in so many ways.
http://www.meditours.org/


Stanford article talking about the dangers of diet pills, the lo and behold, DIET PILL ADVERTISING on the left column. Oh, and lets not forget to make sure college students know where to gamble online.
http://doiop.com/stanford_diet_pill_advertising



Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
http://doiop.com/vader_nooooo

the how we die data, not links

The things we'd probably never die of:

• Fireworks Discharge: 1-in-615,488
• Killed by a terrorist: 1-in-650,000
• Asteroid or Meteor Impact: 1-in-500,000
• Tsunami: 1-in-500,000

The things we are afraid we might die of:

• Plane crash: 1-in-380,000
• Dying in a flood: 1-in-237,132
• Earthquake: 1-in-131,890
• Dog bite: 1-in-142,279

The things we are more likely to die of:

• Lightning Strike: 1-in-83,930
• Legal Execution: 1-in-58,618
• Murdered: 1-in-50,353
• Flesh-eating bacteria: 1-in-30,000
• Accidentally strangling yourself in bed: 1-in-10,779

What we actually die of, BY A LOT:

• Falling Down: 1-in-246
• Intentional Self-harm (suicide): 1-in-121
• Motor Vehicle Accident: 1-in-100
• Stroke: 1-in-23
• Cancer: 1-in-7
• Heart Disease: 1-in-5

So remember:

• Your more like to kill yourself or die from an asteroid than a terrorist
• Your 4 times as likely to get struck by lightning than die in a plane crash.
• The government is more likely to kill you than mother nature.
• 100,000 people a year die from medical mistakes.

the friday links

Saddam is his bigboy pants
http://doiop.com/saddam_in_bigboy_pants


What would Jesus bomb?
http://doiop.com/wwjb


Ok, I have no idea whats happening here. But, its really cool.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/japantalent.html


Fainting Goats
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/faintinggoats.html


Uhm, why would you do this?
http://cryingwhileeating.com/

some doiop links

So many ways to use a monkey

Trunk Monkey
http://doiop.com/trunk_monkey



Brilliant Idea. :)

"Poop on Ryan Seacrest's Star" and win $50
http://doiop.com/poop_on_ryan_seacrest


So Wrong
http://doiop.com/creeves


You must run to watch TV.

Smart shoes decide on television time
http://doiop.com/runtowatchtv



Pretty cool.

"This site was built to provide current information on what our representatives are doing in Congress"
http://www.plogress.com/

the monday morning links

Some people are just masterful and placing a new head on a body
http://echotalon.blogspot.com/



You have rainbow color sash, NO COOKIE FOR YOU.

Priest Denies Gays' Supporters Communion
"Before offering communion, the Rev. Michael Sklucazek told the congregation at the Cathedral of St. Paul that anyone wearing a sash could come forward for a blessing but would not receive wine and bread."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/15/AR2005051500697.html



Brought to you by Dennis
"What do the University of Oregon's history department in Eugene, Ore.; the Happy Ending bar in Manhattan; and the Abstinence Clearinghouse in Sioux Falls, S.D. have in common?"

Great quote from a Abstinence Clearinghouse person: "We've been seeing some strange men stopping by the office," she said.

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/s/cmp/20050513/tc_cmp/163101609/nc:1212?sel



An interesting picture of where people look a search results. I wonder how they made this.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ross/6174142/in/photostream/

a new record, 2 contributed links

Lex with another beauty

Maui woman is evicted from furnished lava tube
http://starbulletin.com/2005/05/13/news/story6.html



Genetic abnormalities enable feats of human endurance. One guys have a lung capacity of 7-liter while most of us have 5.

Select few redefine human abilities
http://edition.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/05/03/lbl.overview/


A fair bit unnerving
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/r/recordshark.w492.jpg

check the dude hiding in back
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/s/s3700090.w492.jpg

I wonder what type of movie exactly
http://content.collegehumor.com/img/a/artvoice.jpg


Bamboo bike frame
http://www.bme.szm.sk/bambooframe.htm

the abnormal links

Jesus Christ has a Washington driver's license
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/10/jesus.lawsuit.ap/index.html


An unhealthy fixation with plushies
http://otter.transform.to/plushies.htm


Scientific proof that black people are scary
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/7830


These guys are really good
http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=coats


This one brought to you by Lex, just plain strange
http://www.greenskeepersmusic.com/lotionhigh.mov

3 nice links

Texas allows is, California bans it, figure.

California to ban hunting over Internet
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/internet/05/04/internet.hunting.ap/?section=cnn_tech


I simply have no friggin idea.

Sugar Bush Squirrel®
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/



Nice work by the city planning office

It's not easy living on Dork Street
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/18/dork.street.ap/index.html

only 2 links

You gotta ask yourself now, were your parent attentive or not?

Are ugly children less loved?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ID/7721095/


Cruel and unusual, or just unusual?

Pink Plates Proposed For Sex Offenders Yellow Plates Already In Use For Drunken Drivers
http://www.officer.com/article/article.jsp?siteSection=6&id=23227

nothing but picture links

Chinese Takeout. So wrong, I know.
http://www.theted.org/content/takeout.jpg


Due to content quality, Lex gets a post on the links of fame
http://www.lexshouse.com/


Uhmm, I think we could probably make a web app to do this for free.
http://www.heavenlyimages.com/

burgers, popes, kitties, and death links

C'mon, this guy was just begging for it.

"A man who pedaled across the country after heart bypass surgery gave him a second chance at life has died of a heart attack—one day after completing the 3,800-km trip."
http://www.fftimes.com/index.php/6/2005-05-02/21129


Fun for 3minutes
My record, "838ft". Beat that!
http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html



Striking similarity
http://www.flashanimate.com/popepalps.jpg




Ok I admit it, I clicked the link to see where I could buy the thing. But whats amazing was this...
"In February, a 100-pound female college student became the first to eat the burger (6lb.) within the three-hour time limit. "

Burger war grows with new 15 pounder.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7720569/?GT1=6542

your weird links

The administration IS fighting even and now we have the proof. Maybe we should be supporting our trooping by sending them skin tight marvel outfits.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/postphotos/orb/style/2005-04-29/3.htm


and with the McCain stink eye, we can't lose
http://i.somethingawful.com/news/2005/05/02-mccainscowl.jpg


Just plain strange
http://www.shynola.com/movies/goodsong/full_04.mov

If a party has one of these, you know you have to show up.
http://theultimatebeerbong.com/